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Sox Blow a Lead, Plus Bonus Coverage of John Henry’s Speech Last Night

Papi goes deep (Photo Credit: O'MEARA/AP)

Papi goes deep (Photo Credit: O’MEARA/AP)

I heard about this one in fits and starts. I missed the first few innings because I was at an event where the speakers were John Henry and Jack Welch (more on this later). I missed the bottom of the 6th through the 8th because I was playing in a basketball game. What a difference a few hours makes. When I turned on the radio on the way from the event to my game, the Sox were up 5-1 and Castiglione said that Joe Kelly had been dominant. Good stuff. I turned off the radio and went to my game.

By the time I got back to my car, I had suffered a brutal defeat (we blew a 6 point lead with less than 2 minutes to play, and had a shot go just long as time expired), could barely walk due to the physical nature of a game where only one referee shows up, and Kelly and the Sox had managed to blow that 5-1 lead and now trailed 7-5.

Pumpsie cruised through the first five innings, striking out 7, walking no one, and allowing only one run on a big fly by Steven Souza. Then in the 6th he went belly up, giving up four consecutive singles, then walking in a run before getting the hook. He was relieved by Craig Breslow, who promptly gave up another single that scored two more runs, tying the game at five a side.

After such a great start, Kelly wouldn’t record an out in the sixth, giving him a line that looked like this:

Boston IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA
Kelly, J 5.0+ 8 5 5 1 7 1 4.08

In the top of the 7th, Rays’ manager Kevin Cash decided to go with his closer, Brad Boxberger (what a name), to face Ortiz, Ramirez, and Napoli, which worked perfectly. Boxberger struck out the side, and the Rays scored two on Mujica in the bottom of the frame. They would go on to win by that 7-5 score.

Offensive highlights:

Big Papi went very yard, and had that classic high follow through and beautiful little bat toss. Behold:

The homer was number 469 on his career, passing Chipper Jones for 32nd on the all-time list. The RBI was number 1,538, passing Joe DiMaggio for 46th all-time. That’s pretty good for a late-bloomer.

Pedey also left the building, giving him 4 taters already this season. He had 7 all of last year. More evidence that his wrist is fully healed, and his trash talk during the spring was more than just hot air. Sort of unrelated, but I don’t know why MLB is cutting off the homer highlights virtually the second the player touches the plate. No replay of the swing, pitch location, player reaction, etc. #Annoying

Mookie drove in a run on a really tough two-strike pitch, down and out of the zone.

Nap was 2 for 3 with a double and a RBI.

Highlights from John Henry at the event I attended:

-It wasn’t really a speech, more of an extended Q&A, but Henry had a couple of interesting tidbits. A lot of the questions were about business, but I was surprised by some of the (relatively) hard-hitting baseball questions and the candid answers he gave, especially since the event was moderated by the editor of the Globe (which John Henry owns).

-On not having an ace: Henry said that he thinks that depth is crucial for a baseball team, and that often the difference between a good season and a bad season is depth. Plus, the 2012 team arguably had 5 aces and they finished last. (I think these things are true, but you also need an ace to win the World Series). He then commented on Lester specifically saying that he “was” an ace, essentially saying they didn’t want to pay for past performance (which also subtly justified their thinking for the Porcello deal even though that wasn’t brought up. Savvy move).

-At this point the yips got brought up and he said something to effect of “he [Lester] has the yippiest yips I’ve ever seen” when throwing to first base (more positive Sox spin from the owner). Then he seemed to remember that this was being recorded and will air on NESN because he said he’s probably going to get in trouble for this, and nothing he said “meant anything.”

-Henry said they didn’t believe in the value of team chemistry until after 2012. It’s no secret that Henry is a big fan of Sabermetrics – he hired Bill James right after he bought the team – but it was surprising to hear that they completely discounted chemistry, assumedly because it couldn’t be accurately quantified.

-He wants a pitch clock added to the Major League game. I took this as John Henry the team owner/businessman voicing an opinion, rather than the baseball fan, since faster games would appeal to more people (especially kids these days with their XStations and MyFace. Am I Right?).

-He wants everyone to be able to watch every game on their laptop, tablet, or cellphone, regardless of local broadcasts and the existing blackout rules. Said he’s been fighting with MLB on that one for almost ten years.

Notes:

-You know when something seemingly unexpected happens and then you look back and realize that you probably should’ve seen it coming? When the Sox were up 5-1, Castiglione and O’Brien were saying that it felt like the Red Sox should be up more. Leaving 8 guys on base and going 1-7 with RISP will usually come back to haunt you.

Victorino had to leave the game due to tightness in his hamstring. Hopefully this is just an isolated issue and has nothing to do with his back injury or the hamstring injury that hampered him last year.

Celtics Lose! Sox Win! I Watched the Celtics

7:32 – I sit down with a frozen pizza to watch the Celtics (recorded on DVR) and check on the Red Sox.

7:33 – The sound isn’t working.

7:34 – [Frustrated grappling with wires and remotes]

7:37 – Success! Kevin Love hits a wide open three. Greeeeat start.

7:41 – Lebron hits a three to take the lead. He’s such a douche. We provide very insightful analysis here.

7:42 – Scanning the Red Sox play-by-play…Ramirez stole his first base of the year…Holt starting at shortstop…okay, I didn’t miss anything.

7:44 – Kevin Love exits with two fouls less than five minutes in. He is very sweaty and whiny.

7:45 – Lebron really thought he was gonna get away with that backcourt violation. I can’t promise that I will not continue to talk about how much of an ass he is.

7:46 – A real iffy call on a loose ball by Bennett Salvatore takes Avery Bradley out of the game with two fouls.

7:47 – Marcus Smart with a dagger three from the corner off of an offensive rebound. THEEEE DAGGERRR.

7:47 – [Fastforwardfastforwardfastforward]

7:49 – The Sox appear to have a runner in scoring in position after an infield single by Ryan Hanigan (???) and a walk by Betts. I dunno man, I’m just following the Gamecast. You gotta make choices sometimes.

7:50 – Cavs just completed a run to tie the game. C’mon Isaiah…

7:50 – Tyler Zeller came to play. Great offensive board, the hook/floater thing is working tonight.

7:51 – The Celts have gotta be careful with all these ill-advised outlet passes. I think Kevin Love might be having a bad influence on the Celtics’ bigs.

7:53 – Sully hits a three!

7:54 – How are the Sox doing…(I am clearly not a great multi-tasker)…hey, we got a run off another error! Hanigan came around after a fielder’s choice on a throwing error by the Rays’ second baseman Ryan Brett. Oh, I get it, they must’ve biffed it trying to turn two. Aren’t you glad you’re coming here for your reliable Red Sox recaps?

7:55 – Sullinger tries to answer a Kyrie Irving highlight three-pointer with one of his own. You can guess how that went…but then he draws a charge on the other end! Maybe stick to more of that sort of action, Sully.

7:58 – [Fastforwardfastforwardfastforward]

7:59 – Celtics with a 26-25 lead at the end of the first quarter.

7:59 – Red Sox are still up 1-0 in actual real time in the bottom of the third.

8:05 – I finished my pizza. Yes, the whole thing. No, I’m not ashamed.

8:07 – Ramirez is now 2-2 after an infield single off of Chris Archer.

8:08 – Nothing gives me greater pleasure than when Lebron tries to do something fancy that only he can pull off and it doesn’t work. Ball just got kicked out of bounds on a pass out to the corner from the lane.

8:10 – Kelly Olynyk just absolutely runs over Kevin Love on a three-pointer. He is such a loveable oaf. As Righty says, “Like a puppy who can’t control his limbs.” Love probably isn’t even mad.

8:11 – Ball don’t lie. Love makes 2 of 3.

8:12 – I want Evan Turner’s mid-range game.

8:13 – Ramirez gets stranded at second after Nava and Victorino both strike out to end the inning.

8:14 – J.R. Smith gets a steal and a breakaway, but doesn’t do anything too fancy, probably because he was worried that a trailing Kelly Olynyk would trip and run into him and send him to the hospital.

8:16 – “Brad Stevens received 2 first-place votes…DOUBLE the amount that third-place finisher Jason Kidd got!” Hard-hitting analysis, Abby.

8:17 – Marcus Smart just got shook by J.R. Smith. Not great.

8:18 – And Brandon Bass says NO to Kevin Love.

8:18 – Sully with another three! Celts up 4.

8:20 – Some Cleveland courtside douchebag dad is standing and wearing a sweater and gesturing to the crowd behind him. He is terrible.

8:22 – Lebron gets Isaiah to switch onto him and Isaiah has to give the foul. Lebron hits his shots and the Cavs take the lead.

8:23 – Jared Sullinger in iso is not the answer.

8:24 – Halftime! Cavs 51, Celtics 50. Come on defense…

8:24 – [Fastforwardfastforwardfastforward]

8:25 – We caught up! We finally get to see some live baseball. Hanigan is 2-2, gets a single with 1 out. Betts up next.

8:26 – Betts with a single on the ground through the left side. Moooooookiiiiieeeee.

8:27 – I need to shave. There’s no time for this kind of contemplation with basketball. In baseball, there’s much more time to think.

8:29 – Pedey looks very upset in the dugout.  We were checking the Celtics, what happened…he struck out on three pitches. Yeeeeeshhhh.

8:31 – Absolute horseradish call on Marcus Smart fouling Kyrie Irving on a three.

8:32 – Has Lebron ever not acted like his nose is falling off when he gets hit in the face? What an unbelievable pansy. I pure, straight hate him. I think I would spit at his feet if I ever met him. Very classy way to express disdain.

8:33 – Ortiz strikes out to strand Hanigan.

8:36 – Goddammit. James outlet alley to Love for the oop.

8:37 – Betts with a hop to catch a liner to center. I’m sorry, look, it’s not exactly a highlight but I’m working with whatever game action I’m catching here.

8:38 – Pedroia has a little trouble getting the ball out of his glove but manages to get it to Holt to turn two anyway.

8:38 – Brock Holt is the ultimate utility player. I am not biased.

8:40 – We have got to hit some freakin’ shots.

8:40 – Just realized we haven’t seen any Jonas Jerebko tonight. Sully misses a three. Ugh. We’re down 10. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.

8:42 – Down 12.

8:42 – Alley-oop from Irving to James in transition. Down 14.

8:43 – Kelly misses a three.

8:44 – I do not feel good about this game right now. Can you tell?

8:44 – Sully gets two on a good offensive board.

8:46 – Turner working real hard on the offensive boards on his own shot. He has such a punchable face, but I’m beginning to love him a little bit. Whoa, it just all came out there.

8:47 – I spoke too soon! A Jonas Jerebko sighting!

8:49 –Isaiah makes the most ridiculous shots. I love him pretty unequivocally. This is getting very romantic.

8:50 – My dad calls. We’re talking about the Patriots schedule. There’s a game on my mom’s birthday this year!

8:56 – My mom is telling me about how people got arrested at her work. Crazy stuff!

8:57 – This story is actually pretty weird. I’m engaged.

8:57 –There’s no way that Pablo got this guy at second. He’s for sure safe.

9:04 – Isaiah is the freaking man.

9:05 – Wade’s been doing great so far but he’s in trouble. Bases loaded, two outs.

9:08 – Scal is such a tremendous dork.

9:09 – Isaiah nutmegged Love! Mmmm, smells like Christmas.

9:11 – Mozgov hits Turner pretty hard going up. Turner only makes 1 of 2 though.

9:12 – Ball don’t lie.

9:12 – Ogando came in to get the Sox out of the jam, so the Rays are still scoreless.

9:15 – Ugh, Cavs’ lead back to seven.

9:16 – Pedroia grounds out to third to end the inning. He’s 0-4 tonight. Probably wearing his angry hat.

9:19 – Offensive foul on Love being a clumsy fella.

9:20 – Isaiah with the reverse layup on the baseline drive. I am nervous and upset.

9:22 – Four point game. 3:20 left.

9:22 – Bradley fouls Irving on a baseline fadeaway with no time left on the shot clock. It was a brick, obviously. Makes both. Down 6.

9:23 – Isaiah gives it to Turner. Turner bricks it off the backboard.

9:23 – Lebron in the post…too easy. Down 8. Two-thirty left.

9:24 – Isaiah’s going to the line after a hard drive. We’re almost in desperation mode. Arrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh.

9:26 – We need like three stops and to score every time. COME ON YOU DEVIL LOG.

9:26 – Smith, Thompson, James, Shumpert, Irving. Bradley, Thomas, Crowder, Zeller, Smart.

9:28 – 3 seconds on the Cavs. 1 stop.

9:28 – Zeller stripped on a good feed from Thomas. James with the block.

9:29 – Lebron with a brick, Thompson with the offensive rebound. 1:22 left.

9:29 – James all the way to the basket. Thomas up the floor as fast as he can, dribbles it out of bounds. Down 8. 1 minute left. This feels like slow death. Smart gives the desperation foul.

9:31 – It’s over. Watching the Sox is helping me cope. Ortiz flies out to left.

9:32 – Nava fouls out to Longoria, nice play, made the catch in the stands.

9:33 – They’re just dribbling it out. This stiiiiiiinks.

9:33 – Traveling on Kyrie! DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK.

9:34 – Down 8 with 8 seconds left!

9:34 – Game over. Celts lose, Celts lose.

9:35 – Take me away, Don. Tell me about Hewlett-Packard’s products and how I can get them at unbelievable rates from W.B. Mason. Help me to forget.

9:36 – Tazawa in. Two pitches, two outs.

9:44 – Just realized I have to go out to the Pour House to meet somebody. I’m still in my gym clothes. And I want to go to bed. Ughhhhhhh. Going to get changed. By the way, there’s a runner on third with one out.

9:46 – Hanigan strikes out.

9:49 – Mookie flies out to left, going to the bottom of the ninth. I’m now wearing jeans.

9:51 – Hey Comcast commercial – why would the lifeguard be sitting out in the rain under her umbrella? She’d probably be inside. Get a clue.

9:52 – Are we getting Koji? We’re getting Koji.

9:52 – First pitch is a hard-hit single to left off an easily handled fastball.

9:53 – Longoria’s up now.

9:54 – I don’t think I’ve ever noticed the “Koji” written in cursive on his glove.

9:54 – Righty: “Is Rocco Baldelli their first base coach?” Yes he is. What a bummer.

9:55 – Good splitter gets Longoria to ground into the double play, Sandoval to Pedroia to Nava.

9:56 – 2 outs now. Desmond Jennings is up. First pitch is up and in. Splitter low for ball two.

9:57 – Jennings grounds the third pitch foul to the left. The Rays decide to play Blitzkrieg Bop in the background. Next pitch, ground ball to third base, tough play for Sandoval, throw’s not his best, but Nava makes a tremendous scoop to end the game. Okay, now I have to go out on a Tuesday night. Here’s hoping I’m back by midnight.

P.S. I’m just gonna leave this highlight reel of Brock Holt plays from last night here.

Opening Day…of the Blog

So, okay.

Just a couple of white males in their mid-20s starting a blog about the Red Sox. EDGY STUFF.

Will this be good? Maybe. Will it be award-winning? Almost definitely. I can actually 1000% guarantee that we will win the LeftyAndRighty.com Official 2015 Best Sportswriting of the Year Award. It’s very prestigious.

Here’s what we’re actually gonna do here:

  • Game recaps
  • Series analysis
  • …other Red Sox stuff?
  • Basically we’re gonna talk about all the stuff that happens this season

What we’re not gonna do here:

  • Be obsessed with breaking news updates and stuff – hopefully, you will not be using our blog to get breaking Red Sox news, because that would be sad
  • Super advanced analysis – we’d probably be in over our heads, and while we might quote FanGraphs or talk about Buchholz’s FIP from time to time, don’t look for a thesis on OPS+ and park effects here
  • …suck?
  • I mean, we might suck, but we will try not to

There will probably be various Celtics, Bruins, and Patriots stuff thrown into the mix. Deal with it.

Anyway, you should read our blog. We’re gonna try real hard to make it great. We don’t even care if no one reads it! (We definitely do care.) We’re giving it our best shot for one year, and if we’re not famous sportswriters by then, we’ll know the world has terrible taste.

– Lefty (not my real name)